the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
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So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
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The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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