No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
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I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
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She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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