It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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