guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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