We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
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You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
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YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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