Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
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