yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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