there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
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I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
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so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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