He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
operation have a gay friend backfired
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I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
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Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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