id be glad to
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
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I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
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She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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