Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
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Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
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look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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