I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
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I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
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I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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