I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
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I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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