god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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