I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I just found a bag of teeth...
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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