After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
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I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
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Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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