How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
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i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
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The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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