I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
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There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
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I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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