I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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