my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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