i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
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i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
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Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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