Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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