i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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