OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
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By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
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Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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