We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
So apparently I’m into choking now
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