You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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