I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
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