so that wasnt chicken after all
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
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