susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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