Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
He better not be in your backpack
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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