I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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