Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
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strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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