The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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