Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
third nipple confirmed
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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