he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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