U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
he was CRYING into my vagina
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He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
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I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
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