Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
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karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
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God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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