woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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