i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
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