Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
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Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
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Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.