The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
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his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
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I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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