i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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