whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
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He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
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I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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