Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
It's not a walk of shame if you run
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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