I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
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just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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