when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I'm just crazy horny about you
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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