yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
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Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
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I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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