Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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