the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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