i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
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what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
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tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...