I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
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There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
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He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*