haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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