I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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