after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
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I swear to god he's a one man village people.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
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I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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