Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
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There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
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bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
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